Rita Rudner is an American comedian. Beginning her career as a Broadway dancer, Rudner noticed the lack of female comedians in New York City and turned to stand-up comedy, where she has flourished for over three decades. Her performance on a variety of HBO specials and numerous appearances on The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson, helped establish Rudner as one of the premier comics to emerge from the comedy boom of the 1980s.
Rita Rudner Quotes
My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.
To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'
My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose.
There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better.
Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.
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