SIREN, n. One of several musical prodigies famous for a vain attempt to dissuade Odysseus from a life on the ocean wave. Figuratively, any lady of splendid promise, dissembled purpose and disappointing performance.

Ambrose Gwinett Bierce
American editorialist, journalist, short story writer, fabulist, and satirist
AGE, n. That period of life in which we compound for the vices that we still cherish by reviling those that we no longer have the enterprise to commit.

Ambrose Gwinett Bierce
American editorialist, journalist, short story writer, fabulist, and satirist
NOMINEE, n. A modest gentleman shrinking from the distinction of private life and diligently seeking the honorable obscurity of public office.

Ambrose Gwinett Bierce
American editorialist, journalist, short story writer, fabulist, and satirist
ROPE, n. An obsolescent appliance for reminding assassins that they too are mortal. It is put about the neck and remains in place one's whole life long.

Ambrose Gwinett Bierce
American editorialist, journalist, short story writer, fabulist, and satirist
NOBLEMAN, n. Nature's provision for wealthy American minds ambitious to incur social distinction and suffer high life.

Ambrose Gwinett Bierce
American editorialist, journalist, short story writer, fabulist, and satirist
OPERA, n. A play representing life in another world, whose inhabitants have no speech but song, no motions but gestures and no postures but attitudes.

Ambrose Gwinett Bierce
American editorialist, journalist, short story writer, fabulist, and satirist
PARDON, v. To remit a penalty and restore to the life of crime. To add to the lure of crime the temptation of ingratitude.

Ambrose Gwinett Bierce
American editorialist, journalist, short story writer, fabulist, and satirist
CHRISTIAN, n. One who follows the teachings of Christ in so far as they are not inconsistent with a life of sin.

Ambrose Gwinett Bierce
American editorialist, journalist, short story writer, fabulist, and satirist
DIARY, n. A daily record of that part of one's life, which he can relate to himself without blushing.

Ambrose Gwinett Bierce
American editorialist, journalist, short story writer, fabulist, and satirist
LIFE, n. A spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay. We live in daily apprehension of its loss; yet when lost it is not missed.

Ambrose Gwinett Bierce
American editorialist, journalist, short story writer, fabulist, and satirist
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