Josh Billings was the pen name of 19th-century American humorist Henry Wheeler Shaw. He was a famous humor writer and lecturer in the United States during the latter half of the 19th century. He is often compared to Mark Twain.
Josh Billings Quotes
I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry.
The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.
The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way.
One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs.
The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it ain't gout.
One of the rarest things that a man ever does, is to do the best he can.
There are two kinds of fools: those who can't change their opinions and those who won't.
If there was no faith there would be no living in this world. We could not even eat hash with any safety.
As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them.
The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear.