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If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
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Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
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Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
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I went to a museum where they had all the heads and arms from all the statues in the other museums.
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I've never seen electricity, that's why I don't pay for it.
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For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
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I told her I knew when I was going to die because my birth certificate had an expiration date on it.
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All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
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Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
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