A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.
A lifetime isn't nearly long enough to figure out what it's all about.
A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten.
Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.
There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware.
Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away.
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own.
The reason people blame things on previous generations is that there's only one other choice.
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