Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
To you I'm an atheist to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?
When I was in school, I cheated on my metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.