A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase.
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.
A habit cannot be tossed out the window; it must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time.
A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.
A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation.
A powerful agent is the right word. Whenever we come upon one of those intensely right words in a book or newspaper the resulting effect is physical as well as spiritual, and electrically prompt.
Adam was the only man who, when he said a good thing, knew that nobody had said it before him.
Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand.