A bachelor gets tangled up with a lot of women in order to avoid getting tied up to one.
A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.
A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.
A fool and her money are soon courted.
A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.
A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last.
A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not be lost to the world.
After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him.
After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man's so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her.
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.